India in its history has been known to be so big hearted that their wives and daughter have been raped and maimed by invaders.Wealth of Hindus was looted .Our kings have shown mercy to enemies and let them go from battlefield who afterwards stabbed the same kings.
So if you are a big time criminal,cheat or a jihadi, come to India.We welcome you.Come and kill people.We shall provide 3 star facilities, free clothing and food and big good security so your life and dignity is secured.For whole life you can enjoy Indian hospitality given by cowards and corrupt imposters posing as human right champions.Even if our errant courts convict you,don't worry we have a puppet President always of a ruling party in to protect you for life. It takes for Indian president ( having little work) to settle an application in 50 years.By that time you would have already left for heaven. Our president is so generous that he will admit your mercy petition and shed tears on it for 50 years.Even if you are trying to blow parliament, kill 500 people in name of islamic Jihad or even if you are a big time narcotic dealer. be feraless and rest assured.We will even pay for your lawyers.
So all criminals and terrorists and jihadis from globe are welcome to visit India and have a nice stay here . NO ned for visa also. We have already liberalised our laws and globalised.In due course we will issue you voter ID,passport and social security coupons also.Since you are on mercy of president of India we will pay for maintenance of your family wherever they are living till your mercy is in consideration of non working His excellency.
Welcome to India with RDX and AK47.We are waiting.We cant reverse our 1000 years tradition and policy of hospitality and being raped and tortured to death.
We are so magnanimous that even a Hindu politician goes to masjid for Namaz before tendering his resignation to PM. We believe my own mother may be starving but I will feed and care for mother of my neighbor first .India is a great civilization which hosts criminals, terrorists,corrupt and traitors and terats them equal with compassion.
So welcome to India.We are waiting for next bomb blast.It is long time sicn e last one happened.
If you are smuggler and drug peddler and a paid killer dont worry.You can visit periodically to India under disguise.Even if we know we wont disturb you.We will also not be able to nab you though we know you visits to India.If you dont trust us, please take reference check from dawood ibrahim.He is son our soil after all.
Hosts: UPA govt., Congress & Good Politicians(e.g. Raj Thakeray, L K Advani, etc..)
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