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Friday, 12 October 2012

AISI AZAADI AUR KAHAN; UMEED HAI AASMAANI

Jindagi ki asli udaan abhi baaki hai
Jindagi ke kai imtehan abhi baaki hai
Abhi to naapi hai mutthi bhar zameen humne
Abhi to sara aasman baaki hai

Apne saaye se bhi ashkon ko chupa kar rona
Jab bhi rona to chiragon ko bujha kar rona
Jahan chot khana wahan muskurana
Magar is ada se ke roye sara zamana

Hoke maayus na yu shaam ki tarah dhalte rahiye
Jindgi ek bhor hai suraj ki tarah nikalte rahiye
Tharoge ek paav par to thak jaaoge
Dheere dheere hi sahi magar raah par chalte rahiye..

Mushkile dilo ke iraade azmayegi
Khwaabo ke parde nigaaho se hatayegi
Girkar tujhe hai smabhalna
Yeh thokaren hi tujhe chalna sikhayegi

Unchi Apni UDAAN HAI, PARWAZO MEIN YE JAHAN HAI

KEH DO TOFAANO SE LAGA NE APNA SAARA ZOR;

AAZ PANKHON MEIN KUCH AISI JAAAN HAI...

kuch pankhon ki taqat, kuch mera hausla

raaston ki parwah kise, jab tay karna har fasla.

JO JEETA WAHI SIKANDER.... BAAKI SAB BANDER!!!!!!!

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............ .........................ANSWER IF CAN.....................................................

1. When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

2. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

3. Who copyrighted the copyright symbol?

4. Can you cry under water?

5. Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day?

6. Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?

7. Do fish ever get thirsty?

8. Can you get cornered in a round room?

9. Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep?

10. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,then what is baby oil made
from?

11. What should one call a male ladybird?

12. If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot?

13. Can you blow a balloon up under water?

14. Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?

15. If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be able to hear it? 16. If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?

17. Why is it called a TV set when theres only one?
18. Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on
any road?

19. If drink & drive is not allowed why the hell they have parking in Bars?